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Done.
1 min read
Well this has been very uneventful
And the people commenting on my Hedley Sucks image are hilarious
but I won't be posting on here anymore. My art will still stay up, and if you want to see any new pieces that i've done just add me on facebook, where i'll be posting my art from now on.
www.facebook.com/sausagerocket
bye.
And the people commenting on my Hedley Sucks image are hilarious
but I won't be posting on here anymore. My art will still stay up, and if you want to see any new pieces that i've done just add me on facebook, where i'll be posting my art from now on.
www.facebook.com/sausagerocket
bye.
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I hate winter.
5 min read
it causes me to go into a dark, depressing, emotional state from lack of sun (I think it's called SADD or something?). But yeah, Now that Christmas is over, and once New Years is done, there will be nothing to look forward to, unfortunately.
Maybe bands will release albums and tour?
*hint hint*
anyway, to distract myself I'm doing this thing. I'm sorry, I don't want to just leave dA cold turkey, even though I'm starting to loathe it.
Height: 5'5"
Virgin?: yes.
Shoe Size: A size eight in women's.
Favorite animal: all of them. Even the ugly ones.
Favorite color: red.
Celebrity crush: Ryan Gosling fjkdgufh
Favorite author: Don't have one the moment.
Do you have Twitter?: fuck no. that shit is so pointless.
Sexual Orientation: I find women attractive, but I'd only be in a relationship with a male. What is that?
Do you Smoke?: cigarettes, no.
Do you Drink?: Sometimes, if the occasion arises.
Do you Take Drugs?: I'll smoke weed if my sister offers.
Age you get mistaken for: a legal adult, then I get 24 year old guys hitting on me. Blegh.
Have Tattoos?: nope.
Want any tattoos?: A few.
Got any Piercings?: nope.
Want any piercings?: An industrial, and an eyebrow piercing.
Best friend?: people you don't know.
Relationship status: Single.
Biggest turn ons: blue eyes, dark hair, angular faces, has actual beliefs and views, intelligence, facial piercings, colourful hair, looks like they might need a sandwich.
Biggest turn offs: can't keep a conversation going, thinks profanity and tasteless jokes will impress me, sexist, homophobic, thinks it's his duty to "protect me" and reassure me that I'm "beautiful".
Favorite Movie: Love & Other Drugs.
Favorite TV Show: Dance Moms omg that fuckin' show.
I'll love you if: you buy me food and you're a punk with a heart of gold.
Someone you miss: I can't tell you his name.
Most traumatic experience: LOL and do you think I'm comfortable sharing it? gtfo.
A fact about your personality: The only reason I'm easy going and laid back is because I don't anyone to get frustrated with me and I hate confrontation.
What I hate most about myself: My fucking mood swings.
What I love most about myself: My humour, my music taste.
What I want to be when I get older: Independent artist.
My relationship with my sibling(s): We get along with each other, but we are not close, in any sense of the word.
My relationship with my parents: Excellent, because we don't spend 24/7 with each other, but we still have a close communication. We also agree on a lot of things.
My idea of a perfect date: go walking around the city at night listening to punk music together. Then maybe go get slurpies. I am very easy to please.
My biggest pet peeves: Misogyny, double standards, know-it-all's, pro-lifers/anti choice people.
A description of the girl/boy I like: He has black and red hair, a few facial piercings, british, loves to drink and is the kindest boy to me, he doesn't treat me like a weirdo. Has a great sense of humor and a great taste in music LOL he also has a girlfriend and he doesn't like me at all
A description of the person I dislike the most: I don't even know who I dislike the most.
A reason I've lied to a friend: So they wouldn't spazz out.
What I hate the most about work: it's hard to get a job anywhere, starting out.
What my last text message says: I don't know.
What words upset me the most: slut, like I fucking hate that word.
What words make me feel the best about myself: cute, talented, hilarious.
What I find attractive in men/women: remember when you made me describe the boy I like? Well yeah, same answer.
Where I would like to live: San Francisco, maybe Vancouver if I learn how to tolerate the people.
One of my insecurities: My unavoidable chemical imbalance in my brain.
My childhood career choice: horse-back rider.
My favorite ice cream: creamsicle. that stuff is the shit.
Who I wish I could be: a fly on Ryan Gosling's shower wall hurrhurr.
Where I want to be right now: In my bed, sleepin' like a baby.
The last thing I ate: greek salad, that stuff is also the shit.
Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Larry King.
A random fact about anything: Bonobo monkeys aren't allowed in some zoo's because they have too much sex.
Maybe bands will release albums and tour?
*hint hint*
anyway, to distract myself I'm doing this thing. I'm sorry, I don't want to just leave dA cold turkey, even though I'm starting to loathe it.
Height: 5'5"
Virgin?: yes.
Shoe Size: A size eight in women's.
Favorite animal: all of them. Even the ugly ones.
Favorite color: red.
Celebrity crush: Ryan Gosling fjkdgufh
Favorite author: Don't have one the moment.
Do you have Twitter?: fuck no. that shit is so pointless.
Sexual Orientation: I find women attractive, but I'd only be in a relationship with a male. What is that?
Do you Smoke?: cigarettes, no.
Do you Drink?: Sometimes, if the occasion arises.
Do you Take Drugs?: I'll smoke weed if my sister offers.
Age you get mistaken for: a legal adult, then I get 24 year old guys hitting on me. Blegh.
Have Tattoos?: nope.
Want any tattoos?: A few.
Got any Piercings?: nope.
Want any piercings?: An industrial, and an eyebrow piercing.
Best friend?: people you don't know.
Relationship status: Single.
Biggest turn ons: blue eyes, dark hair, angular faces, has actual beliefs and views, intelligence, facial piercings, colourful hair, looks like they might need a sandwich.
Biggest turn offs: can't keep a conversation going, thinks profanity and tasteless jokes will impress me, sexist, homophobic, thinks it's his duty to "protect me" and reassure me that I'm "beautiful".
Favorite Movie: Love & Other Drugs.
Favorite TV Show: Dance Moms omg that fuckin' show.
I'll love you if: you buy me food and you're a punk with a heart of gold.
Someone you miss: I can't tell you his name.
Most traumatic experience: LOL and do you think I'm comfortable sharing it? gtfo.
A fact about your personality: The only reason I'm easy going and laid back is because I don't anyone to get frustrated with me and I hate confrontation.
What I hate most about myself: My fucking mood swings.
What I love most about myself: My humour, my music taste.
What I want to be when I get older: Independent artist.
My relationship with my sibling(s): We get along with each other, but we are not close, in any sense of the word.
My relationship with my parents: Excellent, because we don't spend 24/7 with each other, but we still have a close communication. We also agree on a lot of things.
My idea of a perfect date: go walking around the city at night listening to punk music together. Then maybe go get slurpies. I am very easy to please.
My biggest pet peeves: Misogyny, double standards, know-it-all's, pro-lifers/anti choice people.
A description of the girl/boy I like: He has black and red hair, a few facial piercings, british, loves to drink and is the kindest boy to me, he doesn't treat me like a weirdo. Has a great sense of humor and a great taste in music LOL he also has a girlfriend and he doesn't like me at all
A description of the person I dislike the most: I don't even know who I dislike the most.
A reason I've lied to a friend: So they wouldn't spazz out.
What I hate the most about work: it's hard to get a job anywhere, starting out.
What my last text message says: I don't know.
What words upset me the most: slut, like I fucking hate that word.
What words make me feel the best about myself: cute, talented, hilarious.
What I find attractive in men/women: remember when you made me describe the boy I like? Well yeah, same answer.
Where I would like to live: San Francisco, maybe Vancouver if I learn how to tolerate the people.
One of my insecurities: My unavoidable chemical imbalance in my brain.
My childhood career choice: horse-back rider.
My favorite ice cream: creamsicle. that stuff is the shit.
Who I wish I could be: a fly on Ryan Gosling's shower wall hurrhurr.
Where I want to be right now: In my bed, sleepin' like a baby.
The last thing I ate: greek salad, that stuff is also the shit.
Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Larry King.
A random fact about anything: Bonobo monkeys aren't allowed in some zoo's because they have too much sex.
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views on drugs and alcohol.
2 min read
[ hopefully any jackasses reading this realize this is opinion, don't try and change it. I'll do that for myself. ]
Drugs:
I think if it's natural, there could be no severe harm to you physically. I've smoked weed and it had zero effect on me. My sister is a chronic marijuana user and it's actually helped her and her eating disorder. I think it could be best classified as anorexia, but her body wasn't letting her eat. She didn't have an appetite, she wasn't eating and it was beginning to take a toll on her body. But when she starting smoking weed, she got the munchies, and as ridiculous as it sounds, it helped her start eating again. After a while, she began eating by herself and now she's on a healthy diet again. I'm not saying weed is healthy and for everyone, I'm just saying it's not as bad as people make it out to be. I've never had a close experience with shrooms, I've never heard of anyone dying from an O.D. on them. Again, I'm not saying they're good for you.
Hallucinogens obviously aren't good for you if they severely alter your view on reality and what's happening around you. And as for meth/heroine/cocaine, I wouldn't touch those with a ten foot pole. I don't think there's anything glamorous or ~fun about them. If you want to take my advice, don't do it.
Alcohol:
I'm on the fence with this. I've seen what alcohol abuse can do to families, and I think it's disgusting how teenagers who party all the time pride themselves on being "alcoholics" because they think it's funny. Again, I've seen what a real alcoholic can do to their families, it gets ugly.
However, and I might sound like a hypocrite, but I have gotten drunk at parties and had a little fun, but if you look at the amount I go to parties (once or twice a year) with alcohol actually at them, it is very little to cause an effect on my life.
Alcohol has it's place.
Drugs:
I think if it's natural, there could be no severe harm to you physically. I've smoked weed and it had zero effect on me. My sister is a chronic marijuana user and it's actually helped her and her eating disorder. I think it could be best classified as anorexia, but her body wasn't letting her eat. She didn't have an appetite, she wasn't eating and it was beginning to take a toll on her body. But when she starting smoking weed, she got the munchies, and as ridiculous as it sounds, it helped her start eating again. After a while, she began eating by herself and now she's on a healthy diet again. I'm not saying weed is healthy and for everyone, I'm just saying it's not as bad as people make it out to be. I've never had a close experience with shrooms, I've never heard of anyone dying from an O.D. on them. Again, I'm not saying they're good for you.
Hallucinogens obviously aren't good for you if they severely alter your view on reality and what's happening around you. And as for meth/heroine/cocaine, I wouldn't touch those with a ten foot pole. I don't think there's anything glamorous or ~fun about them. If you want to take my advice, don't do it.
Alcohol:
I'm on the fence with this. I've seen what alcohol abuse can do to families, and I think it's disgusting how teenagers who party all the time pride themselves on being "alcoholics" because they think it's funny. Again, I've seen what a real alcoholic can do to their families, it gets ugly.
However, and I might sound like a hypocrite, but I have gotten drunk at parties and had a little fun, but if you look at the amount I go to parties (once or twice a year) with alcohol actually at them, it is very little to cause an effect on my life.
Alcohol has it's place.
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what da fuck.
4 min read
TAGGED BY soopusmahmoois, you dirty bastard
loljk
1. You must post these rules (very, VERY Important )
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people!
1. Your favorite band. You can't be like me and list four billion things, just pick one.
Green Day forever and ever because they're my babbies.
2. Are you happy with yourself? Meaning would you change anything about yourself.
lol no. My looks are fine but I need a serious personality switch.
3. I think memes are awesome. What's your favorite meme? (i.e. Y U NO guy, paranoid parrot, foul bachelor frog, etc..)
Quirky Turkey, Art Student Owl and Absent-Minded Goldfish
4.Are you a Mac or PC?
Pc, bitch.
5. What's your favorite candy?
you're asking a big booty bitch so everything. EXCEPT LIQUORICE CANDIES. fuckin' hate those things.
6. Favorite animal?
horses, cats and every other animal. I love animals.
7. Who's your style inspiration?
Sarah Blackwood, crust punks, Dita Von Teese minus all the corsets and kinky shit
8. Anybody you love? And who? (Not a celebrity or a parent. I must torture you. )
My dog because he loves me.
9. Do you think there's ever a good time to hurt the feelings of a person you care about? Why or why not?
If it's for their mental/physical health, yeah I guess. But when I think of "hurting feelings" I think of calling them ugly or calling them fat.... so I'm confused.
10. Who's the awesomest person you actually know?
My mom.
NOW FOR MAI QUESTIONS:
1. Favorite TV show of ALL TIME?
The Simpsons and South Park... idk I know a lot about both.
2. What instruments do you play?
I tried trumpet, sucked at that. So nothing.
3. Is your school ghetto like mine (tht means pretty shitty)?
Kind of. I mean the school is pretty rich but the kids that go there are ghetto.
4. What other websites do you use besides deviantart? (Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, tht kinda shit spaz)
tumblr, facebook.
5. Are you loud and obnoxious?
No, but sometimes I open my mouth and out it comes.
6. Quote you live your life by?
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. Said by the wonderful God-like Johnny Cash.
7. Describe what you and your friends are like:
well see it's like this. You've got this anti-Christ who likes Gorillaz and Chai Tea, then you've got a skinny little Ukranian girl who hates everyone but Josh Ramsay and wears Stitches clothing, then a Jamaican X Native girl who can sing and will fuck you up and touch you inappropriately because she can, then you've got this no good artsy punk faggot who likes Green Day who's me and likes cats.
Then we converse every day and bond over the love of food.
8. What sports do you play?
lol wat r sports
9. Song that makes you cry (almost) every time you hear it?
Stop Crying Your Heart Out by Oasis, ironically enough.
10. How's life?
sassy.
NOW TO TAG A COUPLE PEOPLE:
I tag
lol THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON
loljk
1. You must post these rules (very, VERY Important )
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly with all honesty) have to tag 10 people!
1. Your favorite band. You can't be like me and list four billion things, just pick one.
Green Day forever and ever because they're my babbies.
2. Are you happy with yourself? Meaning would you change anything about yourself.
lol no. My looks are fine but I need a serious personality switch.
3. I think memes are awesome. What's your favorite meme? (i.e. Y U NO guy, paranoid parrot, foul bachelor frog, etc..)
Quirky Turkey, Art Student Owl and Absent-Minded Goldfish
4.Are you a Mac or PC?
Pc, bitch.
5. What's your favorite candy?
you're asking a big booty bitch so everything. EXCEPT LIQUORICE CANDIES. fuckin' hate those things.
6. Favorite animal?
horses, cats and every other animal. I love animals.
7. Who's your style inspiration?
Sarah Blackwood, crust punks, Dita Von Teese minus all the corsets and kinky shit
8. Anybody you love? And who? (Not a celebrity or a parent. I must torture you. )
My dog because he loves me.
9. Do you think there's ever a good time to hurt the feelings of a person you care about? Why or why not?
If it's for their mental/physical health, yeah I guess. But when I think of "hurting feelings" I think of calling them ugly or calling them fat.... so I'm confused.
10. Who's the awesomest person you actually know?
My mom.
NOW FOR MAI QUESTIONS:
1. Favorite TV show of ALL TIME?
The Simpsons and South Park... idk I know a lot about both.
2. What instruments do you play?
I tried trumpet, sucked at that. So nothing.
3. Is your school ghetto like mine (tht means pretty shitty)?
Kind of. I mean the school is pretty rich but the kids that go there are ghetto.
4. What other websites do you use besides deviantart? (Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, tht kinda shit spaz)
tumblr, facebook.
5. Are you loud and obnoxious?
No, but sometimes I open my mouth and out it comes.
6. Quote you live your life by?
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. Said by the wonderful God-like Johnny Cash.
7. Describe what you and your friends are like:
well see it's like this. You've got this anti-Christ who likes Gorillaz and Chai Tea, then you've got a skinny little Ukranian girl who hates everyone but Josh Ramsay and wears Stitches clothing, then a Jamaican X Native girl who can sing and will fuck you up and touch you inappropriately because she can, then you've got this no good artsy punk faggot who likes Green Day who's me and likes cats.
Then we converse every day and bond over the love of food.
8. What sports do you play?
lol wat r sports
9. Song that makes you cry (almost) every time you hear it?
Stop Crying Your Heart Out by Oasis, ironically enough.
10. How's life?
sassy.
NOW TO TAG A COUPLE PEOPLE:
I tag
lol THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME PERSON
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relationshit.
1 min read
I hate being single tbh
I feel like I'd be so much happier with a main squeeze, and I feel like a hypocrite for saying that because I'm a feminist and I think women should depend more on themselves than a man. But, you know, I want someone to miss, someone to gush over the same music I love, someone who thinks I'm funny, someone to be happy for me and proud to call me theirs.
lol
I know it's pathetic. I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back/weren't the least bit interested in me, and it hurt to know they loved someone else and I had to get over it. This has happened time and time again, and it makes me feel like a loser, so I don't know why I'm still trying.
I hate being single
and I'm resisting the urge to backspace all of this.
I feel like I'd be so much happier with a main squeeze, and I feel like a hypocrite for saying that because I'm a feminist and I think women should depend more on themselves than a man. But, you know, I want someone to miss, someone to gush over the same music I love, someone who thinks I'm funny, someone to be happy for me and proud to call me theirs.
lol
I know it's pathetic. I fell in love with someone who didn't love me back/weren't the least bit interested in me, and it hurt to know they loved someone else and I had to get over it. This has happened time and time again, and it makes me feel like a loser, so I don't know why I'm still trying.
I hate being single
and I'm resisting the urge to backspace all of this.
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